Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
