ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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