Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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