I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
