Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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