I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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