hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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