I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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