I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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