Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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