another moral hangover. fuck.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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