Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
and she was petting her beer can
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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