@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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