something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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