You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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