she was so not down for the gang bang
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
My apartment stinks of burning failure
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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