i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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