so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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