wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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