am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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