i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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