I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
so let's talk penis.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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