What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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