Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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