Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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