Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Semen is not good for contacts.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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