are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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