Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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