OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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