i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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