I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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