At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
