arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
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