i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
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