Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Randomize
