So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Come share oat with me in your robe
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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