I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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