I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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