just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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