She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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