He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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