I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Randomize
