I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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