got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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