please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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