Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
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