this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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