Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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