I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
and you said cock pushups were impossible
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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