i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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